Dig Killer Ninjas

To Lindsay's school we did go. Upon entering the strange gated community of it, Dr. Moseley approached us. The rain permitted him to declare he would like us to take our shoes off in the hall. I call my sister's cell as I cannot seem to find her, and her friend has relayed to me that she is getting changed at her friend Will's. I grab a boy that looks a friend of my sister's caliber. His Sperry and polo mock humanity. I breath fire yelling, "Where is Lindsay". He gives the phone-number of sir will to me. I call it, but get the extension wrong. 212, not 122. An old friend of mine answers, I didn't know he still lived in this town. When I go outside, 5 patio tables have been set up next to the building. The rain pours harder. Dr. Moseley comes outside and questions our drinks. We tell him they are just canned juices. He tastes, and there is booze in them. He begins to grow becoming a giant. He is a giant and forces me and my now six friends to begin writing poetry. We are to A) Write a poem, B) Put together a book, and C) Give him the book. There is a Santi's employee in our group, and he has to write us a poem also. We pass around laptops and memory sticks, which are waterproof apparently. We finish and compile our poetry. Some asshole has fried the main memory stick, and now all our work cannot be printed to be given to the Giant. We had elected Pedre(not sure of his name), to give Moseley the book, so we quickly tie him up(think King Kong). The Doc comes along and eats his head. The boy that tries to get my car out of the parking spot doesn't know how to drive. We are running away now, there is a long stairway. Dead kittens held in closets that Miss. JJ fills with cat food, to feed their souls. Some lady is chasing us towards a different floor. Alas, we retreat to a small river and begin swimming. A giant ship our next obstacle, though it is trapped in the shallows. A dolphin helps us defend ourselves from the pirates. I begin swimming on a rope I see and I overturn the massive freighter.