The ten CoComandments

1. Thou shall not consume more than three of me.

2. Thou shall drink me on the beach.

3. Thou shall not drink other energy malt beverages before me.

4. Thou shall not shotgun me.

5. Thou shall not consume purple, less thou bleedeth from thy rectum.

6. Thou shall dial having imbibed. 

7. Thou shall dishonour thy mother and father.

8. Thou shall blackout and commit adultery. 

9. Thou shall drink me cold.

10. Thou shall share me with thy neighbours.